June 2011
244 posts
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“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via vintague)
"You are sitting on that computer all day"
funnyposts:
I’m sitting on the chair.
I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
funnyposts:
Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?
and I’m just like :
She became a whore.
How I run
funnyposts:
Gym:
When someone is giving away free food:
I hate when light-haired girls are just sitting...
funnyposts:
When in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
Walking past a hot guy...
funnyposts:
Expectation :
Reality:
Dancing at a party...
funnyposts:
Expectations:
Reality:
Your crush walks in the classroom..
funnyposts:
Your friend instantly turns to you and is like:
And you’re just like:
Me and my friends dancing...
funnyposts:
Expectation:
Reality:
